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aduhm:

"free samples!"

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lazypacific:

i hate guys who judge breast-size. i mean, we can’t all be boobzilla.

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serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

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jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

yeah i got money 
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intensional:

if i were a car i’d be a

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volkswagen 

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surprisebitch:

when you’re trying to save someone’s life by performing cpr

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sorryforsmartlyblogging:

merry-i-am:

salma:

why can’t hurricane names be culturally diverse

hurricane muhammad

hurricane shaniqua 

hurricane nguyen 

because white people destroy everything.

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disheartens:

*seduces you with mediocre blogging abilities*

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souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

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waluiqi:

tryna post a selfie like

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